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“A complete delight, as fluffy and fun as The Lego Movie and as heartfelt as Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone.”—Locus
War is coming, and it’s gonna be Pell.
On one side stand the gnomes: smol, cheerful, possessing tidy cardigans and no taste for cruelty.
On the other side sit the halflings, proudly astride their war alpacas, carrying bags of grenades and hungry for a fight. And pretty much anything else.
It takes only one halfling bomb and Offi Numminen’s world is turned upside down—or downside up, really, since he lives in a hole in the ground. His goth cardigans and aggressive melancholy set him apart from the other gnomes, as does his decision to fight back against their halfling oppressors. Suddenly Offi is the leader of a band of lovable misfits and outcasts—from a gryphon who would literally kill for omelets to a young dwarf herbalist who is better with bees than with his cudgel to an assertive and cheerful teen witch with a beard as long as her book of curses—all on a journey to the Toot Towers to confront the dastardly villain intent on tearing Pell asunder. These adventurers never fit in anywhere else, but as they become friends, fight mermaids, and get really angry at this one raccoon, they learn that there’s nothing more heroic than being yourself.
In No Country for Old Gnomes, Delilah S. Dawson and Kevin Hearne lovingly tweak the tropes of fantasy and fairy tales. Here you’ll find goofy jokes and whimsical puns, but you’ll also find a diverse, feminist, and lighthearted approach to fantasy that will bring a smile to your face and many fine cheeses to your plate.
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- ISBN: 9781524797782
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February 25, 2019
In this muddled follow-up to 2017’s Kill the Farm Boy, Hearne and Dawson continue to skewer epic fantasy tropes, this time focusing on the escalating conflict between cardigan-wearing, peace-loving gnomes and a rogue, warlike faction of halflings in the land of Pell. Amid the chaos and confusion, a small, unlikely band of allies from the assorted nonhuman races of Pell emerges, intent on restoring peace. Among them are Offi, a goth gnome masquerading as his more heroic brother; Gerd, a gryphon who speaks in umlauts; Agape, an ovitaur (half-human, half-sheep) charged with protecting an ancient mechanical construct; and Båggi, a dwarf eager to purge his soul of violence. On a trek across the land, the fellowship encounters everything from hostile monsters to a king who used to be a goat. Hearne and Dawson both uphold and subvert fantasy’s classic elements, with some blatant Tolkien riffs (including Tommy Bombastic, a singing, self-aggrandizing demigod). The story is solid and the characters fully realized. However, the first volume’s element of uplifting the marginalized is absent, and the heavy-handed humor is a series of nudges and punch lines that fail to engage. As a cute quest story, it suffices, but readers hoping for parody that upends their understanding of the genre or invokes wry fondness for it will find this novel does neither. -
April 1, 2019
Dawson and Hearne present another puntastic adventure set in the universe of their Tales of Pell series. While some characters from Kill the Farm Boy (2018) make an appearance, this title follows the laugh-out-loud trials, tribulations, and wanderings of a completely new band of endearing eccentrics, meaning it can be read as a stand-alone. Follow along with a bearded teenage gnome witch who is good with curses, her neighbor gnome who harbors rather ungnomic tendencies, a dwarf pursuing a rite of passage to rid himself of his people's violence-prone nature, a knife-wielding halfling lawyer out for justice at all costs, a lonely, omelet-loving gryphon, and a sheep girl with a robot and a destiny. The chapters are laden with literary tributes and begin with expressive headings and matching comical epigraphs. The hilarious opening riff on Macbeth's three witches sets the stage for a droll tale of oddball companions on a hysterical journey of fate. Fans and new readers will giggle and guffaw and be pleased to discover a third book is forthcoming for this thoroughly entertaining series.(Reprinted with permission of Booklist, copyright 2019, American Library Association.) -
November 15, 2018
Neatly dressed in cardigans, the jovial gnomes don't have a mean bone in their bodies. Meanwhile, the halflings ride around on war alpacas, carrying grenades and spoiling for a fight. When it comes to war, it's not looking good for the gnomes, but goth-clad gnomish outsider Offi Numminen collects together other misfits (e.g., a bearded teenage witch and a dwarf herbalist who commands bees) to save the day. Second in the New York Times best-selling authors' extravagantly goofy "Tales of Pell" series (after Kill the Farm Boy).
Copyright 2018 Library Journal, LLC Used with permission.
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