SNAFU

May 1, 2025
Failure is funny--and heartening. Helms' compendium of high-profile miscalculations--from the Beanie Baby bubble to a sunken Soviet submarine--is dotted with wry observations and outright groaners. An offshoot of the comedian-author's popular podcast, this book reflects his hunt for "retroactive comedy," which left him "optimistic" in unstable times: "We've been here before, and we'll get through this, too." The same can't be said of Acoustic Kitty. Under a secret 1960s project by that name, the CIA implanted a microphone in a cat's ear, vainly hoping to eavesdrop on adversaries. According to one agency staffer, the multimillion-dollar project was scrapped when a car hit the first A.K. Cold War technological folly provides Helms with tons more material. A toymaker put uranium in a children's science kit. The U.S. military inadvertently dropped a bomb on South Carolina, fortunately killing no one. "Rich weirdo" Howard Hughes helped the CIA build a huge mechanical claw in a failed effort to scoop a disabled Russian sub off the ocean floor. Expensive mishaps are firmly within Helms' wheelhouse. His look at the "crash" of the Beanie Baby market--relative scarcity ballooned prices for the 1990s toy--features a soap-opera actor who spent $100,000 on "an ill-planned attempt to pay for" college tuition. Another recent mess-up--a failure to convert English measurement units to metric--caused NASA's Mars Climate Orbiter to blow up. "That is so dumb," observed one space expert. Helms' observations are gentler. He quips that a scientist lost the Mars satellite because he'd "forgotten to upgrade his PC to Windows 98." For its part, the Army, he kids, was probably jealous of the Air Force's missiles: "Come onnnnnn. They get all the cool toys." Fortunately, his factual narratives are better than his jokes. A gently humorous survey of bad ideas and unforced errors.

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